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Everything You Know Is Wrong Karaoke - Weird Al Yankovic

This title is a cover version of Everything You Know Is Wrong as made famous by Weird Al Yankovic

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About

With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Same as the original tempo: 161 BPM

In the same key as the original: D

Duration: 03:48 - Sample at: 01:45

Release date: 1996
Genres: Humour, In English

All files available for download are backing tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve
I probably would have kept on guessin' but about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm layin' bleedin' there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of sayin' thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floatin' disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yellin'
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut
And well to make a long story short it got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearin'
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well he lets me into Heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screamin'
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

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