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Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros Karaoke - Flight of the Conchords

This title is a cover version of Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros as made famous by Flight of the Conchords

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The CDG format (also called CD+G or MP3+G) is suitable for most karaoke machines. It includes an MP3 file and synchronized lyrics (Karaoke Version only sells digital files (MP3+G) and you will NOT receive a CD).

This universal format works with almost any device (Windows, Mac, iPhone, iPad, Android, Connected TVs...)

This format is suitable for KaraFun Windows Player, a free karaoke software. It allows you to turn on or off the backing vocals, lead vocals, and change the pitch or tempo.

Your purchase allows you to download your video as often as you prefer, and in all of these formats.


With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Tempo: 100 BPM

In the same key as the original: Am

Duration: 02:09 - Sample at: 01:36

Release date: 2005
Genres: Humour, Rap & Hip Hop, Soundtracks (TV & Movie), In English
Original songwriter: Bret Peter Tarrant Mckenzie, Jemaine Atea Mahana Clement

All files available for download are backing tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros

I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous
My beats are fat and the birds are on my back and I'm horny
If you choose to proceed
Hmm you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow the wild rhino stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained
Hmm domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated hmm
And subsequently procreated that's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus the hip hop hippo
They call me the
My lyrics are bottomless hmm
Sometimes my rhymes are polite
Like thank you for dinner Miss Wright
That was very delicious good night
Sometimes their obscene like a pornographic dream
NC seventeen with ladies in a stream of margarine
Hahahahahaha yeah, some margarine
They call me the
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
'Cause I'm Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large waterdwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that perchance, hmm Steve
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm
Trying to correct this
Other rappers dis me dis me, sissy say my rhymes are sissy
Why, why, what
Why, why why exactly what why, why
Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why
Why, 'cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party, hey, ho
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'

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