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The Internet Is for Porn Karaoke - Avenue Q (musical)

This title is a cover version of The Internet Is for Porn as made famous by Avenue Q (musical)

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About

Tempo: variable (around 95 BPM)

In the same key as the original: E♭

The song begins a capella

Duration: 03:01 - Sample at: 01:19

EXPLICIT LYRICS

Release date: 2003
Genres: Musicals & Broadway, Humour, In English
Composers: Robert Joseph Lopez, Jeff Marx

All files available for download are backing tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics The Internet Is for Porn

Finally
I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself
And I'm gonna teach something relevant something modern the internet, ooh
The internet is really really great
For porn
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
For porn
For porn
What
There's always some new site
I browse all day and night
For porn
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
For porn
The internet is for porn
Trekkie
Trekkie
The internet is for porn
What are you doing
Why you think the net was born
Porn, porn, porn
Trekkie
Oh, hello, Kate Monster
You are ruining my song
Oh, me sorry, me no mean to
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please being quiet for a minute so I can finish
Okie Dokie
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
For porn, ooh
Oh
Which gives us untold opportunity
For porn
Oops, sorry
Right from your own desktop you can research
For hmm browse and shop
Hmm
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
For porn
The internet is for porn
Trekkie
No
The internet is for porn
Trekkie
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn
Oh
That's gross you're a pervert
Aah, sticks and stones
Kate Monster
No, really you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Oh
What
You have no idea
Ready, normal people
Ready, ready, ready
Lemme hear it
The internet is for porn
Sorry, Kate
Uh
The internet is for porn
I masturbate
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn
The internet is not for porn porn, porn
Hold on a second
Woah
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod check your portfolio and trade stocks online
That's correct
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon dot com
Sure
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay
Yes I do
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
True
Oh, but Kate what you think he do after
Hmm
Eew
Gross
The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn
I hate porn
Grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn
Porn, porn, porn
I hate men porn, porn
I'm leaving
I hate the internet
The internet is for internet is for
Internet is for porn internet is for porn, yeah

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