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The Twelve Pains of Christmas Karaoke - Bob Rivers

This title is a cover version of The Twelve Pains of Christmas as made famous by Bob Rivers

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About

With backing vocals (with or without vocals in the KFN version)

Tempo: variable (around 129 BPM)

In the same key as the original: F

Duration: 03:38 - Sample at: 02:39

Release date: 1987
Genres: Christmas, Humour, In English
Original songwriter: Dennis J Amero, Bob Rivers, Brian Anthony Silva

All files available for download are backing tracks, they're not the original music.

Lyrics The Twelve Pains of Christmas

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is findin' a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Riggin' up the lights
And findin' a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Riggin' up the lights
And findin' a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sendin' Christmas cards
Hangovers
Riggin' up the lights
And findin' a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills
Sendin' Christmas cards
Hangovers
Riggin' up the lights
And findin' a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Facin' my in-laws
Five months of bills
Oh I hate those Christmas cards
Hangovers
Riggin' up these lights
And findin' a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
The Salvation Army
Facin' my in-laws
Five months of bills
Sendin' Christmas cards
Oh geez
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights
And findin' a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me
I want a Transformer
For Christmas
Charities and what do ya mean your in-laws
Five months of bills
Oh, makin' out these cards
Eh could you get me a beer huh
What we have no extension cords
And findin' a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Findin' parkin' spaces
Daddy I want some candy
Donations
Facin' my in-laws
Five months of bills
Writin' out those Christmas cards
Hangovers
Now why the hell are they blinkin'
And findin' a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Batteries not included
No parkin' spaces
Buy me somethin'
Get a job, ya bum
Oh facin' my in-laws
Five months of bills
Yo ho, sendin' Christmas cards
Oh geez look at this
One light goes out, they all go out
And findin' a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me
Stale TV specials
Batteries not included
No parkin' spaces
Dad I gotta go to the bathroom
Charities
She's a witch I hate her
Five months of bills
Oh I don't even know half these people
Oh who's got the toilet paper huh
Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse
And findin' a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me
Singin' Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
Batteries not included
No parkin'
Waah
Charities
Gotta make 'em dinner
Five months of bills
I'm not sendin' them this year that's it
Shut up you
Fine, you're so smart
You right up the lights
And findin' a Christmas tree

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